Friday, January 14, 2011

Taylor-Made

Taylor Swift is back with her new album called Speak Now. Okay, I shall "speak now". Taylor spot a straight hairdo this time around. A look that we all saw in 'You Belong With Me' music video as the mean girl.

Well, straight hair certainly made her look like one of the girls from the movie Mean Girls which starred the now junkie, addict, crack-whore, no-where to go Lindsay Lohan.
I couldn't bring myself to put up a DUI picture of her. Lets keep a sane image of Lindsay Lohan xD


Anyways, its not about Lindsay Lohan. Its about Taylor. Not 6-pack Taylor who turns into wolf but Taylor who sings to Taylor.
C'mon, isn't it so obvious that the song Back To December is like sooooo dedicated to Taylor Lautner. Everyone was so Taylor-ish when the two Taylors got together. Maybe if they were still together, they'd be in Taylor's University. If one would to pay attention to the lyrics, you would know that it is for Taylor (the wolf).


I'm so glad you made time to see me

How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier then ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why



'Cause the last time you saw me
Is still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die



Isn't that abit too much on the cheesy side? Well, most of her lyrics are. Which is why I started to find her songs boring. First there's Teardrops On My Guitar about her meeting someone and he's the reason for her teardrop. Then you have Love Story where he's supposed to propose to her. Then in We Belong Together, she tries to tell us that she deserves the guy better than the other bitch. Now, we have Back To December. What? Dumped the guy, regrets it, wants him back? Taylor did mentioned that Back To December is an apology song. To who? We all know...


Now back to her new look. Straight hair? Maybe...she should chop her lengths off. Maybe get a bob cut, lol. Long straight/curly hairs are soooo boring. Especially for Taylor. Its like been too long since we see Taylor in a new look (well, actually she never did get a new look) If getting her hair straightened is new, okay...its NEW then. "Go Taylor".
FUiYOO! Makeover!! Where? Oh, THE HAiR!!

And whats with the "I'm naked in a bath-tub" music video. She dresses like NOT Taylor, LOL! She's always like in princessy dresses and all covered up. This time she looks like a suburban housewife. Then she sings about regretting this and that in a bath-tub =.=


SORRY to all Taylor Lovers but I am NOT. Don't like it? Go get your hair straightened, then xD

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