If Today Was A BiTCHYTALE

Today was a fairytale

You were the buffalo

I used to be a bitch getting fucked by old dogs

You took me by my tits and you picked me up at the pound

Today was a fairytale

Today was a fairytale

Today was a fairytale

I wore a pad

You wore a dark grey dress

You told me I was pretty when I looked like a bitch

Today was a fairytale

My brain slows down whenever you're around

CHORUS:

But can you feel your saliva in the air? 

It must have been the way you fucked me 

Fell in love when I saw you pee-ing there 

It must have been the way 

Today was a fairytale 

It must have been the way 

Today was a fairytale 

Today was a fairytale 

You've must be a dog from another planet

Every move you make everything you say is wrong

Today was a fairytale 

Today was a fairytale 

All that I can say is now I'm getting so much hornier

Nothing made sense until the time I pee on your face 

Today was a fairytale 

My vagina slides open whenever you're around

Repeat CHORUS

My brain slows down whenever you're around 

I can feel my milk 

It's squirting out of my tits

Did you feel it? 

I can't stop it from flowing

But can you feel your saliva in the air? 

It must have been the way you fucked me 

Fell in love when I saw you pee-ing there 

It must have been the way

Repeat CHORUS

Oh, oh, yeah, oh 

Today was a fairytale