Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Your Top10

I'm just plain bored and was browsing through Billboard.com and came across the current Top 10 songs in Billboard. Kinda like the current chart and I have to admit because I'm bias. I like these types of song and so the Top 10 are...*drum roll*

10. Katy Perry - Firework
This is one of the songs from Katy Perry which everyone sings to, has such meaningful lyrics and yet people make fun of it simply because Katy decides to shoot fireworks from her boobs, there's even fireworks from the crotch. It resolved in tons and tons of spoofs/parody. Two of the ones that caught my attention was from The Key Of Awesome and Sherry Vine.

9. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Fuckin' You/I'm Lovin' You)
Whichever way you wanna call. Enrique's song has always ooze sex appeal but this song? I don't know...it just feels rude. I still like Takin' Back My Love and Do You Know(The Ping Pong Song). It's like running around saying to his fans that he's going to F them tonight. Well, at least the song rhymes when he goes "Here's the situation, been to every nation. Nobody can make me feel the way that you do. You know my motivation, given my reputation. Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude but tonight I'm fuckin' you". Well, he gets away with it because he's YUM-O. Here's a parody from DizzyCityNation. The guy in white is YUM-O too :)

8. Katy Perry feat. Kanye West - E.T
Katy Perry is in the chart again and this time, no fireworks from her boobs. Just her singing about her fascination with aliens. Russel Brand not good enough? Who knows. I would have love the song if it's not for "Mr. Ego Who Must Win Every Award If Not, They Are Racist" Kanye West. It's pretty catchy and fun especially the chorus part but there shouldn't be no Kanye inside. Maybe Katy wants an alien to abduct her and she'll give birth to her own little monsters so she can be called Mother Monster? Parody courtesy of Hit Single SPOOFS :)

7. Ke$ha - Blow
Ke-Dollar Sign-ha's latest single, Blow. Radio says it has a controversial title. I don't think so. It's not like she's singing blowjob or anything. Not her best hit but it's ohkay lar. I'm sure everybody is still hooked on the infectious Tik Tok and BlahBlahBlah. Who cares if she uses auto-tune. I don't. It's a different form of music and it's pretty refreshing I would say. It's fun, sexy and slutty! I wouldn't say much about the video though. There's unicorns, rainbow colored blood and that guy from Dawson's Creek...no worries, no mythological creatures were harm in the making :) Parodies courtesy of KeepTheHeat and nayders07.

6. Bruno Mars - Grenade
The artist with the CHEESiEST song lyrics of all time. It's not that I don't like him but he's stating the impossible and something nobody would do. "I'll catch a grenade for ya, throw my hands on the plane for ya. I'd jump infront of the train for ya". Ya, right. If a grenade comes infront of you and your girl, you would spear her away from it, not catch it. There's also another single where he sings "I do, I do, I do. I'd marry you". Cheesy much? Go away Bruno! Here's a parody from Key Of Awesome :)

5. Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull - On The Floor
J.Lo is back with a little injection of Pitbull. I saw an article somewhere that this song is supposedly a Chinese song and J.Lo just did a cover on it. I've took a listen to it and its fun for clubbing and dancing but it's not something to sing-along. Still on the fence with this one. Guess the song's too fast for a parody? Couldn't find one or maybe it's in the process...well, J.Lo still has it in here and I say GO J.Lo even though I'm not a big fan of this single.

4. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect
Great song, meaningful and great lyrics. Something different for the youth out there. The song gives one a sense of belonging and helps build confidence. P!nk, yes she changed her spelling from Pink to exclamation mark as the "i". P!nk may not look the part of a role model but she is in terms of her songs. Most of her songs has the angry feel to it but that's just like everyone of us. We all have been through the teenage angst and I've always been able to relate to P!nk's songs. Who would do a parody of this song? No wayyyyy :)

3. Rihanna - S&M
It's RiRi with her sexually overdosed song "appropriately" titled, S&M. For those of you who don't know, S&M stands for Slave & Master. A form of sexual fetish that Rihanna seems to like. I don't have anything against Rihanna but don't you think Rihanna is getting a little over-sexed up? She's practically singing about sex in all her songs. Soon after she sings about it, she "forgets her name". LOL...but I do like her look in S&M's music video though...Here's a parody courtesy of DxDutch.

2. Cee Lo Green - Fuck You/Forget You
The usual case with any song with the F word is bound to be changed to something else that is "appropriately clean". I love, love, love, LOVE this song! Not only it so relate-able, it's something so common nowadays. I am having this on my iTunes as I'm typing this post. We've all been through the situation where we lost someone we really loved and thought loved us back but the only obstacle was because of the ka-ching. So, here's to these people! Forget you! Cause being in love shouldn't be expensive. Love both this version and Gwyneth Paltrow's version in GLEE. One hell of a parody! Check this out! Courtesy of DeStorm :)

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way
We all know this song would top the chart and it did. Only expect the best from Lady Gaga. The main reason why I love this song because it's an anthem for the queers and it sends such a strong message across. I wouldn't say so about the music video though. Personally, there's no connection between the song and the music video but with lyrics like "No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, trans-gendered life. I'm on the right track, baby I was born to survive", what's not to love with this song. A song that is an unofficial anthem, with a strong sense of social responsibility. But be prepared for a very long-winded MV. Here's a parody from Ms. Sherry Vine herself and gregsgarcini :)


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