Thursday, January 27, 2011

I Wanna FEEL The LOVE

See this? This is LOVE PARK, located at Philadelphia. It's actually called the JFK Plaza. That's the official name of the park. It's been nicknamed Love Park for Robert Indiana's Love sculpture which overlooks the plaza. It's so PWETTY and LOVELY, right? I soooo wanna go there just to CAMWHORE around the sculpture, wee~ I wanna go because I got NO LOVE...yet

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Lomography Brings Out J.LO

This is serious FUN! Lomography + Joseph = J.Lo :)

I am in love with Lomography. Well, this post is nothing much but ME. It's all about me, me, me...
‎I'm not cocky, I just LURVE ♥ myself.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the bitchiest of 'em all?
Nevermind, I AM.
Heard Prince Charming called.
Nevermind, screw him cause I've found a better one.
Nevermind, screw him cause I'm better off myself.
Now read my lips, I'm a VAiN BiTCH ♥
Let's not forget who owns THE THRONE.
That's right, it's ME darling


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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

SORRY iT NEVER CAME TRUE

For all the times that I tried to care but was brushed aside...
For sending you love but was brushed away...
Love love love, made me blind...

Thinking I would stand by your side, making it right but only to hear goodbye...
It was love, love, love and it felt nothing like it...
All that I've done and said I wish I can take it back...
You've no apologies to make but I'm sorry that I love you...
Sorry that I fell through...
Sorry that I was falling in love with you...
Sorry that I found you but sorry doesn't turn back time...

And I'm sorry for thinking that you love me...
For being the one to care about you...
It was love, love, love and it never occur in your mind...

Sorry that I think you was worth the while...
You were mine, mine, mine but it never was...
I wish I can make it right but sorry that I love you...
Sorry that I needed you...
It was love, love, love but it was just a game...
I'm sorry that you wasted my time...

So sorry that I love you...
Sorry that you never came through...
Sorry that I wanted you...
Sorry that you affected me...

Love, love, love nothing but your lies...
I'm sorry that it never came true...

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Monday, January 24, 2011

ME

Saw this thing in Jeffery's blog and he says 'Do list out 10 things that you love to'. So here is mine.

I am somewhere in-between a home body and outgoing. Close friends would say I am a total out-going person. Maybe cuz I get bored very easily. I like going out but I don't like places that are too crowded because its hard to move around and people nowadays don't even apologize when they knock into you. I am a mall person. I like hopping round malls and finding good bargains. I like to shop for clothes, clothes and more clothes. LOL!

Here's my List Of 10 in no particular order:

1. Shopping. Window shop when broke, splurging shop when can afford to.
2. Dragonica! Its one of my favourite online game. Forget DOTA or whatever else. Dragonica is the way to go.
3. Listening to my favourite songs, mainly from Gaga and Cheryl Cole.
4. Watch movie but haven't had much time to do so. Sometimes when the line is over-packed, you get too lazy to queue up.
5. Catch up on series I've been missing out such as Desperate Housewives (I want Season7!), Ugly Betty, Smallville, Heroes, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer and others as such.
6. Blog :) Bitch bout people because I am MotherBitch. Quote from Anne Stephanie Peterson!
7. Emo. Emo is good for health.
8. Hang out with friends. I love my friends and I love Penang
9. Camwhoring :)
10. Take pictures other than camwhoring type

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Say My Name

I've noticed something and thought of posting it up here. So, here goes...


Joseph, Jojo...Joseph...


Why am I repeating my name? Well, thats what this post is about. Don't you realize that lots of artists like to repeat their names in their songs? Most of the time, its at the beginning of the song. Some like to mention their name, some like to mention their label, side-businesses etc. So, who's on the list of Say My Name? The guilty ones are...

Britney Spears! I think she's the one who actually started the whole 'say my name in my song' trend. Remember songs from Britney which starts with 'It's Britney, bitch'? We all adore her and watched he grew from the girl-next door to the mommy-next door to the girl-who shaved her head. Its here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo

Gaga's had her fair share of self-name calling. Bad Romance see her mentioning Gaga-Olala during her live interpretation of Bad Romance. Her Christmas tune, Christmas Tree sees her collaborating with Space Cowboy and its both of them mentioning each other's name by the end of the song. It goes, 'Space Cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga'. You can check this song out if you want. Its at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bc7cjJp6w

Newcomer to the scene, Jessie J released her first single titled Do It Like A Dude and the very first line? Her name :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo Well, it's a bit more subtle. Song's not bad. "I can do it like a brotha, do it like a dude. Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you"

Ms. Red Head here has a few hits where she mentioned her name but I don't really remember the title. One of them was with Sean Paul's Turn It Up. There was mentioning of RiRi which is Rihanna's nickname. Well, a nickname is still a name, right?

Beyonce, she likes to sing praises to herself, LOL! She likes to call herself B in her songs. There was one where she collaborates with Alicia Key in a song called Put It In A Love Song. It went 'Whaddup A (for Alicia Keys), whaddup B, want them to say, whoaaaa!' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8afv17Ff0_8

What's your thought on this? Actually, the ONE person who mention his name ALOT in his songs is AKON. He mention it EVERY single time he opens his mouth. There has to be Akon, Konvict, Music. Yeah, dude...we get it. You were a konvict which is spelled CONViCT and your name is Akon and you do music. We get it, okay?




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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Saturday With The Girls

It was Saturday and I headed to Chic Pop Street Market by Tongue iN Chic at Jaya One. It was great except for the fact that most items are for ladies. The only booth I really enjoyed was the Lomo's booth. Too bad, can't afford them. I want Fisheye or Diana! LOL?

Anyways, I went with Soo Lyn, Chean Ling and Ashley. We later on had our lunch at Kissaten.

 Chean Ling reccomended the Pork Burger. PORK! Yay! Haha. Enjoyed it very very very much! Its only RM10.90!
Rest of the day was in Tropicana Mall, grocery shopping cuz couldn't get anything from the street market. The girls got themselves things though. UNFAiR!

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Aloutte

I like Cheryl Cole and I like her new album called Messy Little Raindrops. It sounds nice and it's like a follow-up album title. Although the first album was named 3 Words, she had a song inside titled Rain On Me and when you picture the song Rain On Me together with the new album's name, Messy Little Raindrops, its like telling a story.

The first single was Promise This. Cheryl has some French lyrics going on in the song. My favourite line would be from the chorus where Cheryl sings, "Promise this, if I die before I'm awake. Promise this, take your time to say a grace. On your knees, you'll pray for me. Promise this, be the last to kiss my lips".

Been scouting around YouTube and I found another song by Cheryl called The Flood. Cheryl's songs have very meaningful lyrics I would say. Seriously in love with this song. She sings "But you can't hold on to water. It fills you up but never stay, its only good for wash away. And you're loving me like water, bringing on the flood". It is true when someone love you like water. You see them or you are in a relationship and yet...you don't feel like you're in a relationship.

Gaga's new songs are pretty good too. The new ones are better than her Fame Monster album if you were to ask me. The slow numbers here are superb. Take songs such as Then You'd Love Me, Second Time Around and Perfect. Is it my emotions lately that I am listening to such songs? God kows.


"I'm so unpredictable, you don't know what to think. so unemotional, wonder if I'm even still in love. You see, I don't know what to tell you now. It's always harder the second time around. If I was the last girl (boy in my case) and you were the last boy, left here on this planet. There was an earthquake. Maybe then you'd love, maybe then you'd love me. If there was an earthquake. I know its easier said than done and after all these lies I keep telling myself. Help me from falling apart. I'm broken, not perfect and it hurts".

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Friday, January 21, 2011

Read This If You Will

Dear God,

Can you let me have a happy life for once? Even if you can't afford to let me be happy, can you at least let me enjoy a day where I am truly happy? Can you? You can't...because you never did so.

I hate the fact that you created love. I hate the fact that I learned what is love. I hate that I got to know this feeling because love did not bring me love. It only brought me sorrow, sadness, anger, dishonesty and all of the other emo feelings. The love that you created and showed to others are nice and pleasant. The love you've showed me, only breaks me every single day. Can you show me a type of love where I can really count on and believe? I don't think I can believe in this thing called love until someone suitable/right comes along but then again, there never will be one.

I just want to feel loved. IS THAT SO WRONG? They say everybody, deserves somebody to be with them. Everybody has their somebody but why don't I have one? IS THAT SO WRONG?

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KL - Concrete Dreams

2 weeks has passed since all of us start our internship. Again and again, I find myself in a situation where I have to explain myself what exactly I am doing. FYi, I am still a student. I am doing my internship then will be back to continue 2 more semesters.

I am placed in Freeform Media under KLue magazine's editorial department as an intern. Things that I have done so far are FUN. You thought you'd be okay living in a strange land but no. I am not okay. I am an outgoing person and coming to KL with not much friends around is boring. Well, friends are around but everyone is busy with their internship. Have to drag my sorry ass out every morning to take the freaking bus that cost me 1hour every morning. Going back also have to worry because there's no transport. Freaking bus stops like 300m from work place. Or take a cab but burns a freaking hole in pocket. As of today, I am left with RM8 in my wallet. I've been doing some stuffs to do with food of late. Well, I guess I didn't really get to express my knowledge or interest as I am more towards music, fashion and the whole entertainment thing. I am some sort of a Gossip Girl, well with balls that is...

I do not regret coming here for my internship because I learn a lot from KLue. Not only learnt a lot but I gained a few friends that I like very very much. Always been a little prince at home where breakfast, lunch and dinner is served at the dining table, clothes are being washed by mommy dearest, companionship wasn't hard to find. If no one, then there's my dogs. Coming here, I have to wash my own clothes, fork out my own money for food and realizing what mommy dearest did everyday is very very VERY tiring. I wash my clothes every single day, double wash it just to be sure. I kinda enjoy washing clothes but only by the use of washing machine, not hand-washing, haha.


Another part of it is that I am abit tired out that I have to hide myself. Not literally but I have to hide my personality. I am tired of faking myself. It will eat me up slowly, haha. What to do? I am who I am, LOL...


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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Fashion Police Is OUT!

The Golden Globes happened yesterday and lots of people was checking online who's the winner of what. All I cared was WHO WORE WHAT instead of WHO WiN WHAT. And presenting...Joseph's Best & Worst Dressed List Of The Golden Globes 2011.


Olivia Wilde in a shimmery black tulle Marchesa gown. This reminds me of the galaxie, stars and horoscopes but its my favourite of all. Olivia looked STUNNiNG in this gown. Olivie looked like a Princess in her own league with this beautifully crafted gown with antique gold bustier top.

Catherinze Zeta-Jones, classic Hollywood beauty. After all these years and she still look amazing. She looks better as she ages. Zeta-Jones opted for a Monique Lhuillier for The Golden Globes. The gown holds onto her body perfectly. Zeta-Jones has always been one of the best-dressed Hollywood A-listers.

Christina Hendricks in Romona Keveza. It usually a No-No to be clad in red on the Red Carpet itself but Christina's choice of elegant red silk crepe one shoulder gown with ruffled strap manage to separate her from the carpet's RED. Along with her ginger hair, EXPLOSiVE!

Anne Hathaway in Armani Prive. Check out that dress! Hugging all the right places and it just brings out Ann'e beauty. It kinda looks like a disco dress but it still works. We all LOVE Anne, haha.

This Zac Posen piece that Eva Longoria was in looks abit off. The top is awesome, the bottom part kinda reminds me of Killer Whale. I mean the Killer Whale's tail. Don't you think so?

Angelina Jolie can do no wrong, I guess. On others, this Atelier Versace piece would look antique or it might make a person look like an auntie. Jolie carries it perfectly though. Guess green is the new black in 2011. Jolie's been staying away from dresses that reveals her thighs lately, hmm...

Helen Bonham Carter + Vivenne Westwood, can you say any more than Speechless? Its art, not just plain fashion. Only Helena can carry it. Garbage Couture/Garbage Chic anyone?


Although many critics gives the thumbs up on Natalie Portman's Viktor & Rolf powder pink dress, I think its a thumbs down. Natalie is showing off her baby bump but that piece of BiG flower there is unnecessary.


SEXY or what? Just perfect for her new movie, Burlesque. A creation by Zuhair Murad, it shows Christina's curves and the lace just sexifies EVERYTHiNG!

I don't know. Heidi Klum looks kinda messy in this piece by Marc Jacobs. It's not easy to make Heidi look bad and Marc Jacobs certainly did. She looked like she just came out from an African jungle...

OH GOOD LORD! Julianne Moore in Lanvin...WRONG choice! Somebody get this woman and dress her up please!

I don't know, Megan Fox looks kinda creepy and eerie in this piece by Armani Prive. She's a tad bit skinny too. What's your opinion?

Emma Stone in Calvin Klein is just breath-taking. They say simplicity is the best and it surely is. It may look safe but all together, its a nice and clean put-together...

Leighton Meester in my Grandmother's drapes. I mean Burberry Prorsum. Its nice if minus the extra puffiness on the shoulder. A halter-neck version would be nicer. Much nicer...

Sandra Bullock is soooo pwetty in a Jenny Packham piece. I love her hairdo and the beadings on the dress, pwetty.

Another one that stood out despite wearing red was Sofia Vergara in a Vera Wang's piece. Vera Wang's design are all stunning and gorgeous. Paired with Vergara, beauty in red! LOL

Why oh Why...Christina's Zuhair Murad piece was awesome and this is J.Lo in another Zuhair Murad piece. Its nice but its not at the same time. There's something on the top that just bugs me. Feels like J.Lo looked like an overgrown fairy thats way past her time...


Mermaid dress! Mandy Moore in a mermaid dress by Monique Lhuillier. Simple, elegant and just simply breath-taking. Although Mandy Moore has been M.i.A in the film and music industry, she's still gorgeous! All those teen artists wannabes should learn a thing or two from Mandy.


So, what's your comment on this year's Golden Globe?

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bieber, BLAH

I'm a Bieber Bilieber, NOT! Bieber is OVER-RATED. Get it, people? All these hype with Bieber just because he sang 'Baby' and melt girls' hearts everywhere and some sissy gays. He's coming to KL this April. I wouldn't spend a single dime on Bieber. I would however spend on the veges to throw at him. OMG! He's going to have a movie about his life? What life? He's 16! Which kindergarten he went to? At what age he started to talk, to poop, to curse? I've got way more life story to tell than him. You can't even tell if he's a he or she. Even lesbians wouldn't take him in. Oh and girls go crazy with his hair. I think Jesse McCartney look sooo much better with that hair during his younger days. Cheesy lyrics, You smile...I smile. Soooo Titanic, you jump I jump. I just don't understand the whole Bieber hype. Will it die off soon? Hope so, its annoying.

Bieber Resbian!
Trying tooooo hard to look HOOD?
Presenting...Justin BOTAK


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I Just Had Sex

He Just Had Sex & He Wants You To Know

Yeah, notice the title? That's Akon's latest single. Well, I think cuz I don't really care much about Akon except that he is ridiculous. Akon ALWAYS starts his songs with "Akon...Konvict, Music" Yeah, I know Gaga always starts her songs with "Little Monsters" or "Gaga" but its way better than Akon's

Okay, what the hell? MJ's gone and only Akon features him in his song called Hold My Hands. When MJ was still very much alive and still pretty much a wacko, nobody cared to give him a spot in the music industry. Now that he's dead and gone, one by one starts to feature him. Let the man rest in peace larh...

Then there's the new single, I Just Had Sex. Great, cool...you just had sex, we don't need to knw :) One part of the lyric sings "I just had sex and I feel so good~" er...sure! What can I say about Akon? I don't really like him except for his first single, Lonely but then again, thats because of the Chipmunks. Akon can go back as a Konvict. A music konvict for creating rubbish songs :) You're a Chihuahua, I'm a Rottweiler!

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Friday, January 14, 2011

Wendy's @ Jaya One

Was craving for McDonald's Spicy Ayam Goreng but unfortunately, due to Jaya One's status, there's no McD. Went round searching for McD's replacement. Found Wendy's and surprisingly, they have Fried Chicken so there I go, ordering my chicken. Asked for spicy and two ribs. The staff got blurred out while getting my chicken. They were saying amongst themselves that there's no ribs, no ribs. The cook kept saying "Ada, tadi kak masak cantik cantik lagi." There I was rolling my eyes.

What the hell is wrong with these people? Yesterday went to Guardian to get medicine for my dizziness and the staff kept going back to Panadols. I told them its different and they weren't enlightened. I asked, "do you have any medicines for dizziness/nausea?" The staff replied, "for?" in which I said again, "dizziness/nausea." Then she asked me again, "Yea, tapi untuk sakit apa?" I felt so insulted that I replied, "Kepala pening, faham tak? Kepala pening dalam Bahasa Inggeris tu dizzy lah." Then she gave me...Panadols. I told her, "Panadol saya pun tau, melambak kat rumah. Sakit kepala dan pening tak sama, tau tak?" Damn idiotssss!

Back to Chicken in Wendy's. After they took their own sweet time to get my chickens, they gave me 1 spicy and 1 original. I was like, fine...be as dumb as you are. I don't wanna argue. I just want to have my lunch.

Geez, memang bodoh!

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The CLiMB Of Miley Cyrus

Miley, Miley, Miley...
Sweet ol' Miley from Nashville, Tennessee 
Trying too hard to be a grown up?

I used to sing "Now I can't wait...to see you again~" Now? "I can't wait...to get rid of you" I used to like Miley like ALOT. I even do the whole Hannah Montana song but now she's just trying too hard to be an adult. What is wrong with these Hollywood kids thats trying to grow up so fast? Once they grow a pair of boobs, they wanna flash it and show. Their channel/medium? Vanity Fair magazine. Well, most of them. Who likes having their nude pictures leaked out? In the first place, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE A NUDE PiC of yourself? Just take a look into the mirror larh...no need take picture.
Look at my goodies~
Miley Cyrus born Destiny Hope Cyrus. There's no ''Hope'' left for you...Miley Slut Cyrus, perhaps. Each time her publicist or someone clears her name from the whole nude pics, there will be another one or two that surface up. Best part, all self-taken. Look at the angle, its cam-whoring.
See! I'm wearing a GREEN COLORED BRA! Its like soooo eco-friendly

At the recent AMA Awards, Miley was in this dress that made her look like toilet rolls stuck on her heels/back. Miley's choices of outfits hasn't been the right ones lately. One thing about Miley is that she likes something that shows her busts. To flaunt 'em, I guess.
I went to the loo and I stepped on the...

You get the best of both worlds, mix it all together and you know that you get the best of both worlds - Hannah Montana, Best Of Both Worlds


You get the best of my boobs, take a picture of myself and you know that my name is Miley Slut Cyrus - Joseph Pek, Best Of Miley Cyrus

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